so when ones' significant other says "I'm a butt man.." or "I'm a boob man.." automatically the girl's reaction is to check that particular part of her body in a mirror and judge herself on whether or not she is, in fact, worthy of appraisal in that said department.....

"I'm a leg man... I love long legs! the longer the better...."

.... I look down....
.............my legs are short...
..........................and stumpy...
.....................................and do this weird thing at the knees that I hate! I never wear anything above my knees because of that! I hate them... they're ugly!!!

"well then, you sure as hell got the opposite now didn't you?" I joke.

fckn men!

then there's this video on tv from some band I can't even remember the name of, and that actress from Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester ( aka - the chick with the stupidest name ever!!), is singing a solo part.....

I say, "wow, she actually looks hot in this video...."

he says, "ah, she's ok... I like the blonde better.. in that show.. the one she's in..."

I say, "Blake Lively?! really? why? cuz she's a blonde?"

he says, "no... cuz she's got amazingly long legs...."

hhhmmmmmm!

fckn Blake Lively....


..........with her fuckin superbly, insect-like, super long legs!
.......................... nice shoes though!