Veronica-isms... uhhh what?: courtesy *cough*....

so I came on here to really rant about how pissed off I get sometimes at work when I go to the washroom!!

Washroom etiquette!!! does no one know any!?

ok.... so if there are 4 stalls, side to side, and I choose stall 2 in the empty washroom, why, oh WHY must you choose stall 1 or 3, when stall 4 is CLEARLY available!? is it because you want a wiff of my lovely woman ass perfume!? Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and what's worse is when I pick stall 1, and there are THREE empty stalls next to me... and you walk in and decide you wanna hear me push for dear life and sit in stall 2!!!!! just for that, I'm letting an enormous fart out!!! Just gonna rip it! in hopes that maybe, just maybe, it'll break down the stall door and blow you the fuck away!!!

so I get back to my desk to write this post, disgusted and pissed off, and google 'washroom stalls' to find a pic (cuz I just think blogs look so much more appealing with a little visual aid!) and I came across some pretty funny shit! aaaaahhh.... HAHAHAHA!!! NO PUN INTENDED!!!!!!!
God, I'm funny!

ok, so not to be like every other blog out there (I don't want to make ppl feel like I'm stealing their ideas) but here are some pics that are just too funny not to share!

Exhibit 1: hhhhmmmm..... quite the package no?! (insert elephant noise here)! now that's a mating call!!! :D

Exhibit 2: Don't know what to do with your little one when nature calls?! Hang 'em! No, not that way you sick freak! Naturally buy this contraption and hang them on the back of the washroom stall door! The little girl is super confused by it all!! Look at her just scratching her head!! "MOM!... wtf man!! what the fuck is this shit!!! and now I gotta watch you piss... cooooome on!!!!" The little guy is obviously loving it! What a perv!!

Exhibit 3: "It's your duty" should be "It's your Doooootie! Ewwwh you sick fuck! Don't touch me with those nasty feces spoiled hands! fckr!! Do I touch my lady bits and wave my hand in front of your face.... Jerk!"

Exhibit 4: "Mom, I think this senior's home is just beautiful for you! Look at their toilets mom!! Don't you just wanna lay a big dump right there?! and you don't even have to worry if Dad pees on the seat, because the pretty flowers will camouflage it!!" ...............SOLD!