1- I'm hungry
2- two wrongs don't make a right... but sometimes the 2nd wrong needs to be done so that the person who made the 1st wrong understands what it feels like
3- these pantyhose are digging into my belly fat!
4- I lost the cap on my shoe... clank clank clank....
5- why isn't it sunny outside?
6- I'm Squishy's +1
7- what's the fasination with chicken wings?
8- I'll never understand the mind of a man
9- I hate the smell of McDonald's
10- I wish I was born with my daddy's blue eyes!
11- maybe I'm dropping too many hints!?
12- I feel bad for pointing out other people's wrongs
13- no one liked to be judged
14- I just choked on my own saliva... nice!
15- haha! Someone just called reception with the name Birdie!
16- who would name their baby boy Ashley??
17- I like perfumes that make me smell like cake!
18- oh, I'm in need of a perfume
19- farts are funnier than burps
20- I need to wash my bra!
21- who in their right mind would go get needles stuck in them for fun?! oh ya.. me!
22- I wish I was writing more...
23- my lips are dry
24- I should wear more skirts
25- I'm such a SUCK when it's cold outside
26- girls in skirts in the winter time = chapped lips! hahaha!!
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