my poop just looked like a penis.....
........ just putting that out there!
Monday, October 26, 2009
fatties!
so coming across a website directly at healthy eating habits and weight, there opening banner was this.....
hhhmmm which David do you prefer?!
hhhmmm which David do you prefer?!
Friday, October 23, 2009
4 random thoughts at 3:48pm
1- Uma burnt her food
2- I have a terrible kink in my neck!
3- I want chocolate
4- I wonder how many times I've said 'I want chocolate' on my blogs...
2- I have a terrible kink in my neck!
3- I want chocolate
4- I wonder how many times I've said 'I want chocolate' on my blogs...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
what what where!?
So I was never really a big fan of South Park until I started dating my bf and he made me sit there and watch it with him! (along with many other stupid shows I grew to love!) There are a few episodes that just made me ball in hysterics while watching and this one below is one of them! I'm going to post the video of South Park's character Butters singing a song called "what what in the butt"... a scheme the boys came up with to make money on the internet.....
Most of you, if you are familiar with the show, know that South Park takes things found in politics, society and mainstream media and makes jokes of it, like no one else can! You may have found Butter's song amusing... but once you see the original youtube video of the song, you'll understand the mockery! Enjoy!
Most of you, if you are familiar with the show, know that South Park takes things found in politics, society and mainstream media and makes jokes of it, like no one else can! You may have found Butter's song amusing... but once you see the original youtube video of the song, you'll understand the mockery! Enjoy!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sperm swim!
When I was on youtube searching for the Stewie clip, I came across this funny video of a sperm swimming to it's goal.... you'll soon understand his disappointment as you watch til the end of the clip! Very creative advertising!!
Stewie Griffin's Escape from the Womb
This episode is by far one of my faves from Family Guy! Thanks to youtube, here's a clip of Stewie Griffin's Escape from the Womb!!!
26 Random thoughts at 1:20pm
1- I'm hungry
2- two wrongs don't make a right... but sometimes the 2nd wrong needs to be done so that the person who made the 1st wrong understands what it feels like
3- these pantyhose are digging into my belly fat!
4- I lost the cap on my shoe... clank clank clank....
5- why isn't it sunny outside?
6- I'm Squishy's +1
7- what's the fasination with chicken wings?
8- I'll never understand the mind of a man
9- I hate the smell of McDonald's
10- I wish I was born with my daddy's blue eyes!
11- maybe I'm dropping too many hints!?
12- I feel bad for pointing out other people's wrongs
13- no one liked to be judged
14- I just choked on my own saliva... nice!
15- haha! Someone just called reception with the name Birdie!
16- who would name their baby boy Ashley??
17- I like perfumes that make me smell like cake!
18- oh, I'm in need of a perfume
19- farts are funnier than burps
20- I need to wash my bra!
21- who in their right mind would go get needles stuck in them for fun?! oh ya.. me!
22- I wish I was writing more...
23- my lips are dry
24- I should wear more skirts
25- I'm such a SUCK when it's cold outside
26- girls in skirts in the winter time = chapped lips! hahaha!!
2- two wrongs don't make a right... but sometimes the 2nd wrong needs to be done so that the person who made the 1st wrong understands what it feels like
3- these pantyhose are digging into my belly fat!
4- I lost the cap on my shoe... clank clank clank....
5- why isn't it sunny outside?
6- I'm Squishy's +1
7- what's the fasination with chicken wings?
8- I'll never understand the mind of a man
9- I hate the smell of McDonald's
10- I wish I was born with my daddy's blue eyes!
11- maybe I'm dropping too many hints!?
12- I feel bad for pointing out other people's wrongs
13- no one liked to be judged
14- I just choked on my own saliva... nice!
15- haha! Someone just called reception with the name Birdie!
16- who would name their baby boy Ashley??
17- I like perfumes that make me smell like cake!
18- oh, I'm in need of a perfume
19- farts are funnier than burps
20- I need to wash my bra!
21- who in their right mind would go get needles stuck in them for fun?! oh ya.. me!
22- I wish I was writing more...
23- my lips are dry
24- I should wear more skirts
25- I'm such a SUCK when it's cold outside
26- girls in skirts in the winter time = chapped lips! hahaha!!
Monday, October 19, 2009
halloween!!!!!
I loooove Halloween!!
It's my fave of all the 'holidays'! This year I'm stuck between 2 costume choices!
Exhibit A - Lucille Ball
Exhibit B - Cruella DeVille
Hhmm! I guess it depends on where I'll be heading that night! Usually it's Lucy's house party but people seem to be on the fence about it!
For now, I'll keep looking around for ideas... I found a link to a website with the top halloween stores in Toronto... http://www.blogto.com/toronto/the_best_halloween_costume_stores_in_toronto/
... super useful and if need be... good for a last minute decision!
It's my fave of all the 'holidays'! This year I'm stuck between 2 costume choices!
Exhibit A - Lucille Ball
Exhibit B - Cruella DeVille
Hhmm! I guess it depends on where I'll be heading that night! Usually it's Lucy's house party but people seem to be on the fence about it!
For now, I'll keep looking around for ideas... I found a link to a website with the top halloween stores in Toronto... http://www.blogto.com/toronto/the_best_halloween_costume_stores_in_toronto/
... super useful and if need be... good for a last minute decision!
kids and buses....
Ever sit on a bus and there's a kid directly in front of you...
A few days ago I was heading home on the Ossington bus and I sat in the front seats right next tto the driver... across from me was this little girl about 4 yrs old... I smiled at her and she smiled a shy smile back... her mom and brother were sitting next to her yapping away and they little girl kept staring at me.... so I could feel her eyes on me so every so often, I'd flash her another smile... but this time no smile back... she'd just stare at me... and I kinda got that feeling you do when someone is sitting there judging you.... a 4 yr old... sitting there... judging me!!!
My stop came up and off I went, but not before looking at her and sticking out my tongue!
..... yes, I know.... very mature Veronica!
A few days ago I was heading home on the Ossington bus and I sat in the front seats right next tto the driver... across from me was this little girl about 4 yrs old... I smiled at her and she smiled a shy smile back... her mom and brother were sitting next to her yapping away and they little girl kept staring at me.... so I could feel her eyes on me so every so often, I'd flash her another smile... but this time no smile back... she'd just stare at me... and I kinda got that feeling you do when someone is sitting there judging you.... a 4 yr old... sitting there... judging me!!!
My stop came up and off I went, but not before looking at her and sticking out my tongue!
..... yes, I know.... very mature Veronica!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Burlesque... ooh la la!
Burlesque!
I'm a huge fan of it and have even taken a few classes! It's sensual, provocative, and makes you feel like a woman!!
This video is of a Burlesque dancer, Dina, and her performance in Cuba during the 1950's.
Very innocent, takes off only a piece of clothing, and this was considered sexy and beautiful back then!
Lucky....
I love this song......
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Lucky_feat_Colbie_Caillat_/20224125
Jason Mraz featuring Colbie Caillat
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Lucky_feat_Colbie_Caillat_/20224125
Jason Mraz featuring Colbie Caillat
Thursday, October 8, 2009
2 random thoughts at 2:04pm...
1- why am I still swallowing snot when I've been over my cold for 2 weeks?
2- I have bad breathe.. eewwwh! Coffee!!!!!
2- I have bad breathe.. eewwwh! Coffee!!!!!
demasculinize?
I've used that word twice.... once with PJ and once with Kevin.... and they both insist that it is not a word!! That it is a Veronica-ism and belongs in my dictionary of words I make up!
So, me being the Google queen, googled it!
Demasculinize - according to the website http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ - means to remove the testicles of a male animal.
Ok, so not EXACTLY what I was trying to say to them... but along the same lines!
I used it in the context of... "I don't want to demasculinize you...." as in, I don't want to make you feel like less of a man....
.... turns out, the actual word I was looking for is emasculitize - meaning to deprive of strength or weaken, according to http://www.dictionary.referece.com/ !
hhmmm! I guess it is a Veronica-ism! :p
So, me being the Google queen, googled it!
Demasculinize - according to the website http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ - means to remove the testicles of a male animal.
Ok, so not EXACTLY what I was trying to say to them... but along the same lines!
I used it in the context of... "I don't want to demasculinize you...." as in, I don't want to make you feel like less of a man....
.... turns out, the actual word I was looking for is emasculitize - meaning to deprive of strength or weaken, according to http://www.dictionary.referece.com/ !
hhmmm! I guess it is a Veronica-ism! :p
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
for educational purposes... and those with a curious mind!
Belly button lint!
Ever wonder what it is and why we get it? I was born with an "innie" belly button, but after an infection in my late teens, it popped out and became an "in-betweenie" as I like to call it! It's kinda shaped like a question mark to be honest. It, itself, doesn't know what it is! Anyway, due to my "in-betweenie" I don't often get lint! But the other day, and on many other occasions, I've caught little fur balls of lint in my boyfriend's belly button! And I started to wonder why he got it and I didn't.
Given that "innies" are more susceptable to getting anything caught in there, after googling "belly button lint" I actually learned about it! Who says google isn't useful?
Turns out that belly button lint is really just build up from of flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat, dust, and particals of clothing that rub off on us during the day!
Generally, it also comes down to how hairy your navel is! This does matter! Men tend to have more hair around their navels then women. This hair scales acts like barb-wire to the little things around us and sucks the dust, particals, etc. in to the abyss of the belly button! The hair on the navel also tends to grow in a circular direction, so think of the water in your bath tub with you release it down the drain! Wearing tight clothes, close to the belly button, can also release the fibers from the clothes more than a loose shirt, for example!
See the photo below: subject A has a very hair belly button... with the hairs growing in a spiral, he's more likely to build up belly button lint then Subject B next to him!
Of course, this is why women tend to not get belly button lint! A shaved belly might help men with this problem! Well, at least until the hair grows back!
Of course, if you are born without a belly button, such as the model in the picture below, (and yes, it is possible), you too will never have to worry about this little dilemna!
Interesting tidbit of the day - Graham Barker, a man who has collected his belly button lint everyday in jars since 1984 has won a record in the Guiness Book of World Records for the world's largest collection of belly button lint!
Ever wonder what it is and why we get it? I was born with an "innie" belly button, but after an infection in my late teens, it popped out and became an "in-betweenie" as I like to call it! It's kinda shaped like a question mark to be honest. It, itself, doesn't know what it is! Anyway, due to my "in-betweenie" I don't often get lint! But the other day, and on many other occasions, I've caught little fur balls of lint in my boyfriend's belly button! And I started to wonder why he got it and I didn't.
Given that "innies" are more susceptable to getting anything caught in there, after googling "belly button lint" I actually learned about it! Who says google isn't useful?
Turns out that belly button lint is really just build up from of flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat, dust, and particals of clothing that rub off on us during the day!
Generally, it also comes down to how hairy your navel is! This does matter! Men tend to have more hair around their navels then women. This hair scales acts like barb-wire to the little things around us and sucks the dust, particals, etc. in to the abyss of the belly button! The hair on the navel also tends to grow in a circular direction, so think of the water in your bath tub with you release it down the drain! Wearing tight clothes, close to the belly button, can also release the fibers from the clothes more than a loose shirt, for example!
See the photo below: subject A has a very hair belly button... with the hairs growing in a spiral, he's more likely to build up belly button lint then Subject B next to him!
Of course, this is why women tend to not get belly button lint! A shaved belly might help men with this problem! Well, at least until the hair grows back!
Of course, if you are born without a belly button, such as the model in the picture below, (and yes, it is possible), you too will never have to worry about this little dilemna!
Interesting tidbit of the day - Graham Barker, a man who has collected his belly button lint everyday in jars since 1984 has won a record in the Guiness Book of World Records for the world's largest collection of belly button lint!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
11 random thoughts at 11:55am
1- I wish I wore more lip gloss, I'm just to lazy to put it on
2- I want chocolate... riggght now!
3- Balloons make me happy
4- I miss my flowers
5- I really like the purple shoes I'm wearing right now... shoulda bought them in black too!
6- My hands are more wrinkly then I remember them to be
7- I spend too much money on coffee
8- I hate that I have to pay an extra 50 cents for lactose milk
9- I think I want peanut M&M's
10- Does popcorn count as a meal?
11- The hand cream I just put on smells like old gym socks!
2- I want chocolate... riggght now!
3- Balloons make me happy
4- I miss my flowers
5- I really like the purple shoes I'm wearing right now... shoulda bought them in black too!
6- My hands are more wrinkly then I remember them to be
7- I spend too much money on coffee
8- I hate that I have to pay an extra 50 cents for lactose milk
9- I think I want peanut M&M's
10- Does popcorn count as a meal?
11- The hand cream I just put on smells like old gym socks!
Monday, October 5, 2009
Success!!!!!
At work we have a thief! A food thief! Someone who likes to dig their clammy little claws into people's lunches and milk!! A few assistant's have complained of lost lunches, or half eaten ones! Me? My lactose milk!!
Everyone gets their milk for free here! The firm has a weekly milk order and they order everything but lactose milk!
After my third carton of milk gone missing... I complained to the HR! Why does everyone get free milk, and I have to pay $4 to buy my own... only to have it drank by someone else!? Someone who I wish the deepest depths of diarrhea on!!
HR forwarded the email to the Office Manager and SUCCESS!!! They will now include lactose milk in their order!!
Yeaaaah!!!!
One small step for the little people!!! :D
Everyone gets their milk for free here! The firm has a weekly milk order and they order everything but lactose milk!
After my third carton of milk gone missing... I complained to the HR! Why does everyone get free milk, and I have to pay $4 to buy my own... only to have it drank by someone else!? Someone who I wish the deepest depths of diarrhea on!!
HR forwarded the email to the Office Manager and SUCCESS!!! They will now include lactose milk in their order!!
Yeaaaah!!!!
One small step for the little people!!! :D
Fashion designers....
High end fashion designers rule the fashion world, with their names plastered on clothes no one but celebrities can afford, and leaving us little people staring at the magazines drooling over the latest Christian Louboutin's!
But has anyone actually taken a look at these people?! The person themselves? ... Let's just say thank God for their talent... because behind the nice clothes... they ain't a pretty sight!
yes... these are the people that are telling US what to where.... hhhmmmmm............
But has anyone actually taken a look at these people?! The person themselves? ... Let's just say thank God for their talent... because behind the nice clothes... they ain't a pretty sight!
Diane Von Furstenberg
Alexander McQueen
Betsey Johnson
Donatella Versace
yes... these are the people that are telling US what to where.... hhhmmmmm............
Friday, October 2, 2009
related?
ok... LOL.... again, I do love her.... LOL... but I was randomly googling "bald celebs" for a possible 'g00gle of the day' blog, when I came across this pic....
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ok.... bare a stricking resemblence to this lovely Lord of the Rings character:
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!hahahaha..... I love her... I do...... hahahahahaha!! but that's some funny shit!!!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
famous Shellie quotes....
this is Shellie.....
These are some of her most memorable moments here at work....
"It's nice to finally meet you!" as she answers the phone....
"ok, my number is 416-595-LOL......"
"the magic bullet..... ohhhh, can I buy that at the Bay?!"
These are some of her most memorable moments here at work....
"It's nice to finally meet you!" as she answers the phone....
"ok, my number is 416-595-LOL......"
"the magic bullet..... ohhhh, can I buy that at the Bay?!"
EGGS!
Does anyone remember this commercial?
The eggs would sing... but I don't remember what they were marketing here!!
hhhmmmm..... anyone?
They still make me laugh though!!
The eggs would sing... but I don't remember what they were marketing here!! hhhmmmm..... anyone?
They still make me laugh though!!
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