1- if your a woman and have your left eye twitching, in Chinese culture it means good luck
2- friends are like money.... you like having a lot of them, but you'd trade them up for something big and shiny!
3- being sick sucks... being sick alone sucks more... spread the germs!
4- women who turn on the air conditioning when it's -30 outside should be shot! (I say that with all the love in my heart mom)!
5- a woman wants respect, equality and the same rights as men... but when I'm carrying a 30 pound box and 3 healthy grown men are walking behind me watching, I am gonna make them feel like shit for not helping! Fck! Chivalry really is dead!
6- when something is 80% off at a store, YES, I'm buying it... even if I don't need it?!
7- if you wanna say "I'm sorry" buy me chocolate
8- make that flowers, Starbux and chocolate!
9- being forced to apologize for something you didn't do wrong may cause such side-effects: eye twitching and stress
10- "if you're not into Twilight, then you're not a woman" was something someone just said to me...
11- stuffing envelopes requires A LOT of hand cream before hand
12- my friend Terci is the fastest person I've ever seen on 4 inch heels
13- the number 13 is lucky
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