21 random thoughts @ 10:46am…

1- my hormones do tend to control EVERY aspect of my life… that's right, deal with it!
2- if your woman asks if she looks fat in a dress, you're answer should ALWAYS be "you look great in everything babe"!!!
3- to save yourself a headache, think 3 times before something comes out of your mouth! Women will over-analyze it, and lash out at you about it!
4- being career driven, headstrong, motivated, and accomplished does not make a woman a bitch, slut or whore
5- doesn't matter how many friends you have, the one who's there to listen to you bitch about the same thing all the time, is the one who really cares
6- looks go with age! You can't expect to keep that ass from when you were 16! Let it go! Accept yourself as you are!
7- most people I know, will yes, forever, be afraid of their moms…. At any age!
8- disappointing someone hurts, but getting disappointed scars
9- you can't change someone who doesn't want to change! No sense in trying!
10- lies get you no where, compliments get you everywhere!!!
11- doesn't matter how many guys you made out with at the foam parties when you were younger, as long as when you kiss the one you love, you think only of them!
12- racism is something that grows in you… it's something you experience and base a judgment on!
13- marriage is a perception implanted in our heads! Only you can decide if it's right for you…
14- no one needs a bf… but it is nice to have that someone there
15- one day you'll wake up and wonder where the last 5 yrs went, so go out and do something right now that you'll reminese about, for the next 5 yrs!
16- a quote will only really stick in your mind, if you truly believe the msg it sends
17- creativity is something you can lose, if you don't use it!
18- relationships are THE most important things in your life… not your job, your car, your house, or your computer!
19- saying "I love you" is the hardest thing to spit out the first time, but so easy to say a million times after
20- wearing your heart on your sleeve might be considered a weakness to some, but you're already ten steps ahead, emtionally, of the person who judges you
21-blogs are good for spitting out shit no one really cares about!

ok, anyone who knows me does in fact know I am a big fan of Sex and the City!

I know... Gaaaaud! Such a typical fckn girl!!

but my wonderful bf decided to show me one of the funniest websites EVER the other day!!

truth be told, those producers must of thought very little of us women when they casted Sarah Jessica Parker as a "hot" single chick in New York City! Any one with 20/20 vision.. well actually, fck that, anyone who has even one eye to see, can see she ain't the most attractive dame on the block!

*aahhheem* sorry!

check it out!

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

so that's right! I was CLEARLY bored and created avatars of you guys!!!

just be lucky I didn't put you in slutty cheerleading outfits! although.......

:p

communication....

often overlooked and the cause of many fights, heart aches, break-ups etc....

but not here @ KM's Communication dept! There's PLENTY of communicating here!

welcome my buddies:

Uma - the sweet girl, mommy of twin girls, married, super petite and always so nice!

Nicolas - the only guy, daddy of twin boys, doesn't believe in marriage, super smart and has a very sexy french accent!

Shallon - the singer, mommy of a sweet little girl, married and can hold a tune like it's no one's business!

Natercia - the boss lady, knows all, tells it as it is, don't ask if you don't wanna know! soon-to-be engaged, and future mommy of 3 very loud kids ) according to us!

You'll probably hear me refer to them at times! And do you blame me?! I spend 8 hrs a day with these people! They're a big part of my life!

looooove u guys! :p

maybe I should shorten it to Vee-isms!?

or V-isms!?

hummm?

*pondering*

"Ha du seen what I saw u'd be hysterious"

not mine! but worth the post!

hahaha!!! only Squishykins!!

Veronica-isms...

what exactly are Veronica-isms?!



well, the answer is simple! it's stupid stuff I say, think, or do that I'm often called out on!



uummm..... and ya, I have my own vocab! Which all my friend's are mostly used to by now... but you'll learn along the way... if you stay tuned *duum duuuum duuuuuuuuuuum* (insert scary music here)...



ssssoo ya!