MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Hope you're all on Santa's "Good" list!


..... me? I'll stay naughty!! ;)

Ninja Turtles vs Venus

Ever hear the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song? Kinda goes like this.....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

Well, I was doing my 'Google of the Day" post and it was on Venus, the naked chick in a clam shell, according to painter Botticelli!

So I came up with my own theme song for her and her painting!

Botticelli's naked clam girl
Botticelli's naked clam girl
Botticelli's naked clam girl
Naked chick in a clam shell
Venus power!

You're welcome Botticelli!

my very own creation just for you!

Wishing you a happy FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

hungry?

while I'm sure my two cats dream of doing this to my dog......

my nephew does this to them...........

things that make you go hmmmmm.......

clam meet clam!

TWLOHA

To Write Love on Her Arm is a group of people who one day decided they were going to raise awareness and begin a not-for-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for those struggling with depression, addiction self-injury and suicide.

This movement came to my attention through a friend who partook in the 2009 TWLOHA day via a Facebook event. Facebook has a group of close to 28,000 supporters of the cause, all of which share their stories and help eachother through chats and discussions boards!

It's a great way to show love and support, and sometimes, even when we think there is no one out there who understand or who we want to talk to, there are a few thousand strangers who are going through, or have overcome the exact same thing, and they are there willing to talk you through it!

The creator of the movement has even been nominated for a "Good Woody" at the MTV Woodie awards! They've also planned a nation wide tour to promote the cause and have been featured on news programs such as Nightline and CNN.

Just thought I'd share this little tidbit! As I myself, participated in the day too! Check out their website.....

http://www.twloha.com/

dogs got it good......

So browsing online for creative ideas for Christmas gifts, I came across a "pet lover's" section and thought, what the hell, let's check it out!

Now, I love my pets as much as the next person, but this........................

seriously?

Aren't we suppose to walk our dogs?

Notice how everything is ass backwards when it comes to dog! We pick up their shit!! You KNOW they're talking doggy talk to other dogs laughing at us stupid humans for picking up their crap!!

I must admit, horrible as it is, that if my little tiny toy poodle shits in the park, I walk away.....
...... that's right!
............. Come on!!! His poop is the size of my pinky man! it's totally not worth the bending over! Now, if I had a Lab, or Rottie, yes, I would! With that said, don't you worry!! I've stepped in plenty of poop in my lifetime! It's God's way of laughing at me for leaving my doggy's poop behind!

Christmas gift for the kiddies!

Pooping Santa!

Poops out delicious yummy candies!

Enjoy!!