11 random thoughts at 11:55am

1- I wish I wore more lip gloss, I'm just to lazy to put it on
2- I want chocolate... riggght now!
3- Balloons make me happy
4- I miss my flowers
5- I really like the purple shoes I'm wearing right now... shoulda bought them in black too!
6- My hands are more wrinkly then I remember them to be
7- I spend too much money on coffee
8- I hate that I have to pay an extra 50 cents for lactose milk
9- I think I want peanut M&M's
10- Does popcorn count as a meal?
11- The hand cream I just put on smells like old gym socks!

Success!!!!!

At work we have a thief! A food thief! Someone who likes to dig their clammy little claws into people's lunches and milk!! A few assistant's have complained of lost lunches, or half eaten ones! Me? My lactose milk!!

Everyone gets their milk for free here! The firm has a weekly milk order and they order everything but lactose milk!

After my third carton of milk gone missing... I complained to the HR! Why does everyone get free milk, and I have to pay $4 to buy my own... only to have it drank by someone else!? Someone who I wish the deepest depths of diarrhea on!!

HR forwarded the email to the Office Manager and SUCCESS!!! They will now include lactose milk in their order!!

Yeaaaah!!!!
One small step for the little people!!! :D

Fashion designers....

High end fashion designers rule the fashion world, with their names plastered on clothes no one but celebrities can afford, and leaving us little people staring at the magazines drooling over the latest Christian Louboutin's!

But has anyone actually taken a look at these people?! The person themselves? ... Let's just say thank God for their talent... because behind the nice clothes... they ain't a pretty sight!

Diane Von Furstenberg

Alexander McQueen

Betsey Johnson

Donatella Versace

yes... these are the people that are telling US what to where.... hhhmmmmm............

related?

ok... LOL.... again, I do love her.... LOL... but I was randomly googling "bald celebs" for a possible 'g00gle of the day' blog, when I came across this pic....

ok.... bare a stricking resemblence to this lovely Lord of the Rings character:

LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

hahahaha..... I love her... I do...... hahahahahaha!! but that's some funny shit!!!

famous Shellie quotes....

this is Shellie.....


These are some of her most memorable moments here at work....


"It's nice to finally meet you!" as she answers the phone....

"ok, my number is 416-595-LOL......"

"the magic bullet..... ohhhh, can I buy that at the Bay?!"

EGGS!

Does anyone remember this commercial?

The eggs would sing... but I don't remember what they were marketing here!!
hhhmmmm..... anyone?

They still make me laugh though!!

fishy?! want a fishy?!

want this one?