suggestive cacti!?

Jingle bells!!!

Belini porn!

Every time I go to Milestones, I get their famous Belini! I looove it! I especially enjoy the little figurines they put on top as a deco! Often either a bull, mermaid, donkey, giraffe, etc.... doesn't matter what it is, I find a nice sexual position for two, three or more!

I call it Belini porn! :)

Devil dog!!!

anyone wanna pool for a Christmas present for me?!

Fendi Rose Sunglasses

Also acceptable:


Fendi Buckle Sunglasses

Michelin baby!

Thanksgiving + Hospital= one cranky mommy!

When a 30 pound frozen Butterball turkey...



Falls on your foot... this is what it looks like!


Happy Thanksgiving Mommy!!

old man and his birds...

I met up with a friend who works across the street for lunch one day this summer and decided to eat at Nathan Phillip's Square!

As we ate our poutine and chit chatted, we noticed this old man sitting on a bench with a bag of bread.... he was feeding the little birds and pigeons and they happily landed on his hand even, to feed! The picture is a tad small, but there's an actual small bird on his hand eating the bread!

The little old man was peaceful and content to be doing this good deed until a squirrel came along.... as people who live in a big city know, the squirrels are brave!! One squirrel noticed the old man had bread in his hand and ran up behind him and climbed onto the old man's lap!

I don't think I've ever seen an old person jump up so fast!!

hahaha!!!

After the initial shock, the old man sat down again and continued to feed the birds!

A good laugh was shared by all who watched the old man! Including my friend and I!

he makes me happy!

Hoooooters!!!

A friend of mine recently started working at the world famous restaurant chain, Hooters, as a waitress, in attempts to get some really good tips and save money for school!

Yesterday, they held a bikini contest for the girls who wanted to compete in their location. The winner would go onto the regionals and the nationals and win a trip to St. Thomas and a cash prize!!

My friend decided she was gonna try out!!

A bunch of us headed over to the John and Adelaide location to cheer her on! As I'm sitting there, I get a bb msg from her saying "I'm gonna lose to a blonde!! Every yr a blonde wins!"

After numerous bathing suit challenges, club wear challenge and a question portion, 3 blondes ended up tieing for 1st place! Boy did she call it!!

She did an amazing job and looked super hot though!! And she's au-natural!!!

I can't believe that veenered, bleach-blond, implanted bimbos still win these contests!! They all look the same!!!!!!

Children of the corn..... Children of the dye!!!! hahaha!

I invited my boyfriend along (I know.... brave girl!!) to see the contest, cheer on our friend, and secretly, to see how he would behave!! LOL! He did great!! Super even!! and at the end of the night, I offered to take a few pics of him with some of the Hooters girls!! What a smile he had on his!! A kid in a candy store!!! lol!!!

pink eye....

I was watching that movie with Seth Rogan and Katherine Heigl.... damn... what's it called again...

"Shellie.... what's the name of that movie where Seth Rogan gets Katherine Heigl pregnant?!"

"Knocked up!!"

ooooh ya!! anyway.... there's a scene in that movie where the guys get pink eye from farting on eachother's pillows!

Although I have heard that you can get pink eye from, for example, wiping your rear, not washing your hand, and touching your eye... but not from farting on someone's pillow! The only thing I could come up with is if that person's particular fart has some extraments flying onto the pillow!!

I know... this is all really gross... but I wanted to see if there was an scientific evidence on the web to prove that this could happen!

After googling "could a fart on your pillow give you pink eye" I turned out with nothing scientific! Only answers from random people on chacha.com, wikianswers.com and yahooanswers.com

Sooo the mystery remains!!

<---------- feed my fish!

they're hungry!!

6 random thoughts at 1:56pm...

1- Thank God it's Friday!
2- I love when people get off the elevator on the wrong floor and look like lost puppies
3- mani/pedi anyone?
4- yuuuum danish!
5- people are cheap bastards!
6- random people are... random!